Sheri and I have been working diligently to get our
cabin ready for our first winter in our new home. I had already removed the gas
log insert from the fireplace with the intention of replacing it with a wood
burning insert. With the onset of colder temperatures, it was time to finish
removing the propane plumbing and the flexible vent pipe from the chimney. Once
all the hardware had been removed, I realized that the damper was stuck in the
open position.
Realizing that the cabin’s warm air going up the chimney
before the insert was available for installation, I slid into the fireplace and
began working to dislodge the damper. I was not successful in closing the
damper but I did manage to dislodge a copious amount of soot. By the time I exited
from our masonry cave, I looked more like a raccoon or a chimney sweep from
Mary Poppins.
Black soot was an inch deep in the fireplace and I
assured Sheri that our wet/dry vacuum would make short work of the mess. I
began washing up and Sheri began vacuuming up the black grit. After a few
minutes the shop vac stopped working. I removed the top and realized that the
debris was clogging up the cloth filter. I removed the fine filter and left the
coarse filter in place. I turned the vacuum on and immediately Sheri began
yelling, “Turn it off! Turn it off!” Behind
the vacuum a gray cloud of soot hovered throughout the cabin. Apparently the
coarse filter does not stop soot from being expelled out of a shop vac. Who
knew?
After a shower, some afternoon cleaning, several
apologies and cooking lunch, my wife stopped pointing out what a knucklehead I
was. She deserves a lifetime achievement award for her patience. When my day
began I did not plan on turning myself into a human pipe cleaner. The fireplace is now ready to accept the
insert and I can certainly testify that it is clean.
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